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My Life Story On The Big Screen! By : Bob Alexander It will be a tough job for any actor to play Bob Alexander in the movies, but there is one that can do the job! Do Advertisers Put The Ad In Ad Nauseam? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The purpose of advertisements is to sell products, but sometimes it's hard to buy what the advertisements say. Are All Ideas Created Equal? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Inventors continually prove that not every idea is a good idea. How To Change An Ink Cartridge By : Catherine Harvey A look at the difficulties associated with changing an ink cartridge. Goofisms: The Worms Have It! By : Mac Bartine "The buzz is: worms may well save the planet." Ecological satire by Goofism founder Mac Bartine. Don't You Hate Feeling Taken? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Cleaning solutions that don't remove stains, diet pills that don't burn fat, cars that don't run as good as they look - the only thing worse than feeling taken is feeling taken twice. Who Knew Pyrotechnics Is A Hobby? By : Knight Pierce Hirst From apple growing to zither playing, listing all the possible hobbies one could have could be a hobby. Is It Really As Good For The Gander? By : Knight Pierce Hirst In marriage, job and life expectancy, what's good for the goose isn't always the same for the gander. Do Old Sayings Still Mean What They Say? By : Knight Pierce Hirst An apple a day keeps the doctor away, absence makes the heart grow fonder, don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today - old sayings never die, we just hear them differently. Why Aren't Things What They Seem? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Computer graphics, special effects in movies, plastic surgery - these are just a few examples of why things aren't always what they seem. Is It To Die For? By : Knight Pierce Hirst To die for is a frequently used expression. Paradoxically, it's an expression with long life. What's The Lowdown On Dental Hygiene? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Electric toothbrushes, whitening toothpastes, bacteria-fighting rinses and minted flow - today dental hygiene is a subject you can get your teeth into. Do You Watch Out For What's In? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Because my grandmother wanted to give me what was in style, she gave me what girls in her neighborhood wore. When my grandmother's eyesight started to fail, she went to Plan B. She asked me what I wanted. That's always in fashion. A Luxury Gift For The Most Deserving By : Shaun Parker A look at how high society like luxury gifts at Christmas. Is Running Late Exercise? By : Knight Pierce Hirst If the movie "Snow White" were made today, the seven dwarfs wouldn't sing "Whistle While You Work". Instead, Grumpy would have a solo. He'd sing, "Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think". Who Put Hospital In Hospitality? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Five dollars for an aspirin. Five thousand dollars for a room. The cost of hospital care is enough to make you sick. Is It Advertising Or Adverteasing? By : Knight Pierce Hirst If it says hardware on a sign, I know tools are sold there. I have no idea what's sold at West Coast Custom. Aren't signs meant to attract customers? If so, some signs needs "custom-er-izing". Are You Listed? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I've reached the age where lists are a necessity. If I don't write things down, I forget them. Of course, this leads to another problem - remembering where I put the lists. Top 10 Signs Your Addicted to eBay By : Joshua Watson A simple yet funny Top 10 David Letterman Spoof. Anyone that uses eBay on a regular basis will be able to appreciate this. Have You Burned Any Travelogs? By : Knight Pierce Hirst There are lots of places to see and lots of ways to travel, but my grandmother thought we should see America first. Then we'd see why people from other countries come here. Are You Stressed By Stress? By : Knight Pierce Hirst My grandmother had a simple solution for stress. Relax, let go of whatever is bothering you - and don't pick it up again! Are They Shopping Malls Or Mauls? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I'm an enclosed mall shopper. For me it's a jacket I don't have to wear and an umbrella I don't have to carry. It keeps me warm and dry - and it keeps me shopping. Is Creativity Catching By : Knight Pierce Hirst Creative people are given creative license to change facts. Politicians must think they have creative license too. Gift Certificates For Marriage Counseling? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Marriage counseling gets a bad rap because people are embarrassed to talk about it. Maybe a PR tweak would help. Maybe it could be called the gift that keeps on giving. Is Life A Party Waiting To Happen? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I must be different. When I invite people to a party from 5pm to 7pm, I expect them to arrive at 5pm and leave at 7pm. Of course, if they don't leave at 7pm, I don't mind having help cleaning up. Yes Virginia, There is an Allegorical, Metaphorical, and Culturally Neutered Santa Claus By : Jack Deal Santa has adapted well to the 21st Century. Those that don't believe he exists don't even wish he did. How sad. Who Let The InfluenzaOut? By : Knight Pierce Hirst It's that time of year again. It's the time when I find myself wishing flu was the past tense of fly. Intelligent Design and Natural Intelligence Are Two Peas in the Same Old Pod By : Jack Deal If it can't be tested and exists only on faith it is not science. Why not say 'it's not science' and move on? I'd Rather Be an Ugly Mexican than an Unhappy, Stupid, Silly Argentinean By : Jack Deal Argentine reporter Jorge Lafauci was recorded during a TV show saying that Mexicans are the ugliest and the only pretty ones are on TV. Lafauci upholds a longstanding tradition of Argentines making silly, stupid statments. Who Put The Place In Placebo? By : Knight Pierce Hirst My grandmother's jewelry box has a place for every kind of jewelry imaginable. It even has secret compartments. Because I'm jewelry-challenged, however, I have it filled with memories. Does Remodeling Qualify As Housework? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Because married couples are newlyweds for a year, my husband and I must be "newlyhomeowners". We've been remodeling our new house for a year. Is Your Lifestyle Stylish? By : Knight Pierce Hirst From childhood to adulthood, from marriage to career to family - my lifestyle keeps changing styles. Yes, Virginia, the World is Full of Jerks... By : Jack Deal Jerks are everywhere and a diverse bunch at that. Why are jerks so irritating? No Saving Grace? By : Knight Pierce Hirst According to a recent report, Americans have saved less than they have in seventy-two years. For many Americans save is one of THOSE four-letter words. Is It A Hobby Or Therapy? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Hobbies are meant to turn free time into productive pastimes. Some people collect coins. Others collect stamps. I'm going to collect time for a new hobby. Presents Or Presence Of Mind? By : Knight Pierce Hirst It doesn't surprise me it only takes Santa one year to make presents for all the children in the world. It doesn't surprise me he can deliver all the presents in one night. What surprises me is he asks children what they want. Santa never had any children, did he? Language Is Confusing - Why Aren't Green Grocers Green? By : Knight Pierce Hirst If English wasn't my native language, I think it would be too hard to learn. The words too and to are two of the reasons. Why Can't We Have Lots Of Best Friends? By : Knight Pierce Hirst If you compare three friends, one of them is good, one is better and one is best. It doesn't sound fair, but it's grammatically correct. Remote Viewing & Remote Influencing - What is it? By : Jim Pretin A commentary about Remote Viewing and Remote Influencing Is Saying Please Inspirational Motivation? By : Knight Pierce Hirst During different times in my life I've experienced different inspirational motivations. Now I'm wondering if my alarm clock qualifies as inspirational motivation. Can Words Pollute The Air? By : Knight Pierce Hirst What do pesticides, smog, candy and rumors have in common? They all cause pollution. Blood Sucking Critters By : Dr Andrew Impey Are we genetically programmed to be averse to blood-suckers Do You Talk To Talk Radio? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Wouldn't it be nice if teenagers listened to talk radio. Then I could say, "Turn that damn thing up so I can hear myself think". Never Leave Your Wingman: A Summer of Sin and Debauchery By : garry hill A short story about a true wingman and how it saved the summer. Is It Coincidence Marriage Contains The Words I Age? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The secret to a happy marriage is to realize the for better part usually is and the for worse part is when you should be thinking about the for better part. Myths About Real Estate Agents By : Ki Gray This article is a light analysis of Real Estate Agents and the myths surrounding them. How To Know When You Are Being Date Blocked By : garry hill Many guys might not be aware of when they are being date blocked and some know all too well. The signs can sometimes be elusive at first, especially when you are at a beer bash party where a lot of people mix and mingle. I learned this last weekend at a party where I discovered that blocking takes on many forms, each with it's own ugly face. Who Knew Toothsome Meant Tasty? By : Knight Pierce Hirst My grandmother used to say if you take your teeth for granted, you won't be taking them with you. Helpline for Pot Plants By : Dr Andrew Impey Think not what technology can do for you; think what it can do for your plants How Many Bad Habits Can A Good Person Have? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I'm trying to increase my good habits. How am I doing? Not bad. Do You Feel Lucky By : Dr Andrew Impey A sideways look at luck and superstition Solar Panels to Power USA By : Dr Andrew Impey Can it be true - the US to be 40% solar powered by 2017 - no, but this humorous article looks at how it might be Is Seeing Believing On TV? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Supposedly, you can believe whatever you see with your own eyes. Is this still true when you see it through your TV's big eye? Is The Lesson In Patience Ever Over? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Life is a lesson in patience. It's not a coincidence that doctors' waiting rooms are for "patients". Hamsters Can Now Help Halt Identity Theft By : Dr Andrew Impey New paper-shredding invention hams it up What Happened To The Lazy Days Of Summer? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Is it my imagination or are we too busy to be lazy? Weight Gain And The Summer Dilemma By : Jean Shaw One reason for gaining weight which many women of a "certain age" will relate to is the menopause and currently that is my explanation. Does Re-Gifting Make You Gifted? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I don't understand why some people are against re-gifting. It's recycling merchandise without recycling money. Grudge Race On The Information Superhighway By : I am staring forlornly at a stack of 3.5-inch diskettes that contain my life's work. Or, at least my life's work since they developed the 3.5-inch diskette. Wasting Away on the Web By : Stephanie Foster Spending lots of time on the web is fun. It just eats up a lot of time. Will Reading This Make You Lucky? By : Knight Pierce Hirst When you're out of luck, how did you run out and where do you go to get more? Still Have Growing Pains? By : Knight Pierce Hirst "Act your age". How many times did you hear that when you were growing up? If you act your age, does that mean you're grown up? Why Do People Behave Like That? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Why do people act silly when a video camera is pointing at them. Do they know why? Is It Spelled Vacation Or Vaca-Shun? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I don't care how vacation is spelled, I just want one. I don't know if I want to get away from my house, my life or myself - the one I've seen in the mirror lately. I just want to get sway! How Can You Be Too Old For Birthdays? By : Knight Pierce Hirst If I didn't celebrate my birthday, wouldn't my parents be insulted? They celebrated when I was born. Aren't I expected to carry on the tradition? Who Carries The Beach Umbrella? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The beach is a sandbox for adults. We bring toys and take home sand in our clothes. Tempted To Cruise Through Life? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I love cruises. My husband doesn't. We compromised by going on a small ship cruise. However, our cabin was so small, compromising positions were almost impossible. When Is It A Wine's Time? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I don't understand the complexities of wine. I know if it's a white wine or a red wine, if it should be chilled or served at room temperature and if it tastes good. Wine tasting isn't rocket science Have You Been To France? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Some say Pris is for lovers. If it is, Provence is for lovers of food and wine and no bathroom scales. Don't Babies Make The World Go Around? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I was one, I had two, my two will have more. There's no shortage of babies, but each one is special - well maybe not quite as special during the terrible two's. When Is A Makeover Over? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Having seen the miracles of makeovers on television and in magazines, I decided to have one. Unfortunately (or fortunately, as far as my husband was concerned), life has a way of unmaking makeovers. What Do You Want In A President? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The best argument in favor of cloning is our need for a person worthy of being President. Where are George Washington and Abraham Lincoln when we really need them? Do You Remember Your School Daze? By : Knight Pierce Hirst "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times". I learned that quote from Dickens' Tale of Two Cities in high school. I thought the quote was about high school. Do You Give Yourself Credit? By : Knight Pierce Hirst There are plain credit cards and gold credit cards and platinum credit cards. There are credit cards that give you points for free gas and clothes and airline tickets. There's so much credit out there it's discreditable. Who Ordered The Mail Order Catalogs? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I didn't order the carving set that looked like drumsticks from a kitchen catalog and I didn't order the curried almond stuffing mix from a gourmet catalog. When it came to mail order, I'd gone cold turkey - again. Want Your Picture Taken Or Returned? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Some people are photogenic. I'm not one of them. When it comes to cameras, I want to be out of the picture. Are They Being Nosey? By : Knight Pierce Hirst My grandmother had a name for people who exaggerated or told little, white lies. She called them Pinocchio noses and they're not just in fairy tales. Are Television Commercials Rude? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Children are the most susceptible to television advertising. They believe ads. I want to believe. I want to believe the detergent will remove stains and the car is fuel efficient and that fairy godmothers are real. Do You Do Brunch? By : Knight Pierce Hirst People go out for brunch for different reasons. For some it's a holiday celebration. For others it's a social occasion. For me it's - laziness. Are You In The Race? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The White Rabbit in "Alice In Wonderland" raced around yelling, "I'm late. I'm late - for a very important date". I've turned into a white rabbit. Who Said Dogs Are Man's Best Friend? By : Knight Pierce Hirst First they're your four-legged children, then playmates for your children, then companions to fill the empty nest. Pets are family. Can Exercise Be Exorcised? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I know exercise is healthy. I know it should be part of my daily routine. However, I think a vacation should be a vacation from exercise. Are They Driving You Crazy? By : Knight Pierce Hirst When I was learning how to drive, I was taught to share the road. No one else on the California freeways seems to have been taught that lesson. Possessed By Your Possessions? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Do people who try to save the world also save string? Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places? By : Knight Pierce Hirst As with everything else, love is found in the last place you look. What's most important is to keep looking until your expectations are surpassed. Were The Good Old Days Better? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I don't know if the good old days were better; but if I wait long enough, these will be the good old days. Is A House Modeled Before It's Remodeled? By : Knight Pierce Hirst At first remodeling seems like a good idea. However, there's a lot of time after that to question that idea. Is It A Rule? By : Knight Pierce Hirst There are rules for everything. That is one of the rules of life. Humor and YouTube By : Kathy Austin Making a YouTube video? Here are some tips. Read on. Have You Wanted To Be Free As The Wind? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Everyone has times they want to escape reality. Those times are called fantasies and fantasies don't last long. Are You An Optimist? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Optimists come in all shapes and sizes, in all colors and cultures. However, there are specific ways to tell which ones are optimists. Expecting The Unexpected? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I used to want to scream when we had unexpected guests. Now I'm able to successfully fake a scream of joy when they arrive. To Join Or Not To Join? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I didn't start life as a joiner. I didn't intend to be a joiner. Somehow life caught up with me. Ever Envy Rip Van Winkle? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Nothing is as refreshing as a nap - well, nothing that's both free and good for you. Are You Any Wiser? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I thought getting wiser was one of the perks of getting older. Does Fame make you Vain? By : Kingston J. Amadan For almost everyone, vanity starts at birth. It's a natural part of being treated as the center of your world by other family members. Most experts on infantile behavior acknowledge this. But after a few years, as the outside world becomes an increasing part of a child's experience, an unpleasant reality kicks in. Is There A Job You Wouldn't Do? By : Knight Pierce Hirst There are jobs I wouldn't do, jobs I wouldn't want to do and jobs I wouldn't be good at. Now it's my job to explain. The Humble Inventor By : Dr Andrew Impey Some of the world's greatest innovators are people you've never heard of. Everyone knows about Alexander Graham Bell (the telephone), Edward Jenner (vaccination) and the like. But there are a whole host of less obvious inventions that probably never even entered your invention radar - if you have such a thing. Does It Have Your Stamp Of Approval? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The U.S. Postal Service leaves a lot to be desired. If the government had been required to notify us by mail about the increased cost of mailing a letter, we'd still be paying thirty-nine cents. Ever Had One Of Those Daze? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Every once in a while there is one of those daze that has a black cloud hanging over it. I can't see it from my prone position in bed. I get up - unfortunately not knowing I should have stayed in bed.
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